Total Medals Earned: 34 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 350 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
first time calculating
what is 9 plus 10
0/0
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/395 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Collect all the stars in each level
Medals Earned: 4/8 (140/490 points)
Launch a scout ship
Launch a fighter ship
Launch a bomber ship
Have 15 ships of each class at launched at once
Launch a frigate ship
Launch a cruiser ship
Click 10,000 times
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Die.
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/640 points)
Get 5x combo
Open one of the official levels
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 10x combo
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/370 points)
Shart first before you do anything else
Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Quit a song once started
Play the retro game
Play the bonus song
Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode
Play every song in the Retro game
Play a HS2 Track in the music player
Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player
Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels
Get Impeached!
